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Surviving Family Law with a Psychopath

Surviving The Legal System With a Psychopath in Australia

This unique podcast is for you If you’ve ever thought “how the fuck did that happen?” as you walked out of the Australian Family Law system after losing everything, and watching your psychopathic ex get away with the boys club trifecta of perjury, contempt, and not coughing up their financials til you're broke, homeless, and probably couch surfing. Have you come to the right place!

​Strap on your fuck it attitude, and settle in to find out what your lawyer never told you…be prepared to feel very fucking angry 😡 and then share this with everyone you know that needs these words of hard fought wisdom. 

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PLES White Mug 11oz

A$25.00

‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.


This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over-keen desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.


It can be hard to spot, and may require several years of observing these creatures in their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and reactions.


But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.


Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person can do once it infects them.


PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or territory.


Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your perpetrator suffers from PLES.


This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.


A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarantees given of success program will be introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune response and desensitize you to the effects of PLES.


Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitization program which requires a fixed commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be studied in their natural habitat.


Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to identify the neural pathways of PLES.


Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.


Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.

Shop

PLES White Mug 11oz

A$25.00

‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.


This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over keen desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.


It can be hard to spot, and may require several years observing these creatures in their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and reactions.


But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.


Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person can do once it infects them.


PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or territory.


Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your perpetrator suffers from PLES.


This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.


A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarnetees given of success program will be introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune response and desensitise you to the effects of PLES.


Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitisation program which requires a fixed commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be studied in their natural habitat.


Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to identify the neural pathways of PLES.


Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.


Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.

Shop

PLES White Mug 11oz

A$25.00

‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.


This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over-keen desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.


It can be hard to spot, and may require several years of observing these creatures in their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and reactions.


But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.


Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person can do once it infects them.


PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or territory.


Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your perpetrator suffers from PLES.


This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.


A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarantees given of success program will be introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune response and desensitize you to the effects of PLES.


Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitization program which requires a fixed commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be studied in their natural habitat.


Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to identify the neural pathways of PLES.


Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.


Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.

Shop

PLES Cotton Tote Bag 45 x 42cm

A$30.00

‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.


This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to

perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their

victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over keen

desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.


It can be hard to spot, and may require several years observing these creatures in

their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and

reactions.


But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits

will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES

creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real

comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.


Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person

can do once it infects them.


PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation

of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support

group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or

territory.


Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your

perpetrator suffers from PLES.


This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.


A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarnetees given of success program will be

introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune

response and desensitise you to the effects of PLES.


Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitisation program which requires a fixed

commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation

as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be

studied in their natural habitat.


Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to

identify the neural pathways of PLES.


Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who

stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives

targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.


Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by

providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.


Shop

PLES Cotton Tote Bag 45 x 42cm

A$30.00

‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.


This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to

perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their

victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over keen

desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.


It can be hard to spot, and may require several years observing these creatures in

their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and

reactions.


But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits

will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES

creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real

comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.


Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person

can do once it infects them.


PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation

of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support

group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or

territory.


Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your

perpetrator suffers from PLES.


This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.


A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarnetees given of success program will be

introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune

response and desensitise you to the effects of PLES.


Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitisation program which requires a fixed

commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation

as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be

studied in their natural habitat.


Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to

identify the neural pathways of PLES.


Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who

stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives

targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.


Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by

providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.


Shop

PLES White Mug 11oz

A$25.00

‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.


This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over-keen desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.


It can be hard to spot, and may require several years of observing these creatures in their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and reactions.


But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.


Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person can do once it infects them.


PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or territory.


Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your perpetrator suffers from PLES.


This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.


A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarantees given of success program will be introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune response and desensitize you to the effects of PLES.


Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitization program which requires a fixed commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be studied in their natural habitat.


Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to identify the neural pathways of PLES.


Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.


Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.

Shop

11oz Mug Fight PLES

A$25.00

‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.


This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over-keen desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.


It can be hard to spot, and may require several years of observing these creatures in their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and reactions.


But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.


Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person can do once it infects them.


PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or territory.


Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your perpetrator suffers from PLES.


This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.


A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarantees given of success program will be introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune response and desensitize you to the effects of PLES.


Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitization program which requires a fixed commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be studied in their natural habitat.


Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to identify the neural pathways of PLES.


Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.


Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.

Shop

11oz Mug PLES Grenade Head

A$25.00

‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.


This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over-keen desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.


It can be hard to spot, and may require several years of observing these creatures in their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and reactions.


But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.


Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person can do once it infects them.


PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or territory.


Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your perpetrator suffers from PLES.


This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.


A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarantees given of success program will be introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune response and desensitize you to the effects of PLES.


Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitization program which requires a fixed commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be studied in their natural habitat.


Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to identify the neural pathways of PLES.


Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.


Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.

Shop

11oz Mug The PLES reaper

A$25.00

‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.


This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over-keen desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.


It can be hard to spot, and may require several years of observing these creatures in their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and reactions.


But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.


Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person can do once it infects them.


PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or territory.


Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your perpetrator suffers from PLES.


This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.


A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarantees given of success program will be introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune response and desensitize you to the effects of PLES.


Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitization program which requires a fixed commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be studied in their natural habitat.


Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to identify the neural pathways of PLES.


Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.


Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.

Shop

11oz Mug “What?”

A$25.00

‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.


This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over-keen desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.


It can be hard to spot, and may require several years of observing these creatures in their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and reactions.


But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.


Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person can do once it infects them.


PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or territory.


Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your perpetrator suffers from PLES.


This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.


A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarantees given of success program will be introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune response and desensitize you to the effects of PLES.


Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitization program which requires a fixed commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be studied in their natural habitat.


Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to identify the neural pathways of PLES.


Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.


Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.

Shop

11oz Mug “Carpe The Fuck Diem”

A$25.00

‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.


This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over-keen desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.


It can be hard to spot, and may require several years of observing these creatures in their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and reactions.


But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.


Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person can do once it infects them.


PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or territory.


Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your perpetrator suffers from PLES.


This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.


A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarantees given of success program will be introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune response and desensitize you to the effects of PLES.


Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitization program which requires a fixed commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be studied in their natural habitat.


Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to identify the neural pathways of PLES.


Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.


Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.

Shop

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  • Project Smackdown
  • Redefining Coercive Control
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    • Home >
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