PLES Cotton Tote Bag 45 x 42cm
‘Premature Litigation Ejaculation Syndrome’ or ‘PLES’.
This is a condition that afflicts perpetrators who use the legal system to
perpetuate violence, control, domination, and intimidation against their
victims, without properly considering the blowback risks of their over keen
desire to weaponise the legal system against their victims.
It can be hard to spot, and may require several years observing these creatures in
their natural habitat to learn their predictable behaviours and responses, and
reactions.
But, once the syndrome is properly diagnosed, identification of predictive habits
will produce outcomes the afflicted individual couldn’t see, because PLES
creates a cognitive deficit of such a high degree that the can only real
comparative example is that of a goldfish in a very small glass bowl.
Sufferers of PLES can’t be treated, or cured, and there is nothing the afflicted person
can do once it infects them.
PLES can be identified, and help is available. If you believe you are in a situation
of PLES and need assistance to scrub yourself clean, find your nearest support
group at one of our many non-existent over-funded dv services in your state or
territory.
Know that you aren’t alone, and there is nothing to be ashamed of if your
perpetrator suffers from PLES.
This has been a public service announcement to eradicate PLES.
A pilot, un-funded, untested and no guarnetees given of success program will be
introduced shortly, of 10,000 micro paper-cuts to generate your auto-immune
response and desensitise you to the effects of PLES.
Volunteers are sought for the second stage desensitisation program which requires a fixed
commitment of ten years of the best years of your life, to undertake litigation
as a self-represented litigant, to enable those afflicted with PLES to be
studied in their natural habitat.
Stage three will be vivisection of the brain of the afflicted sufferer with PLES to
identify the neural pathways of PLES.
Stage four will be unveiled at a later date, by a government not yet in power, who
stands ready to eradicate PLES by dosing the water supply with contraceptives
targeting those who carry the defective XY chromosomes targeted by PLES.
Your purchase today helps us fund vital research into this devastating disease by
providing litigation funding to those who actually need the money.